To the two utter tools-passing-for Melee Shaman in my Deathwing LFG who moaned when we wiped the first time on Madness I say this:
- Yes you'll be in the top 5 dps if you fixate on the boss and stay on him on each platform. If you ignore the tentacle, the Bolt AND the adds yes, you'll do twice as much dps as me. Well done.
- There's a reason I'm doing less dps than you, I've taken on the mantle of Raid Leader to instruct you and the other 20 people who've clearly never done this fight before exactly what needs to happen when, because all the dps in the world matters NOT ONE JOT if you don't kill the Blistering Tentacles when DBM tells you. No, of course, you don't have DBM installed. That's why we wiped the first time, twonkfaces.
- If you have enough time to a) check your meters to see my dps b) report this into raid and then c) complain I should shut up and do as much dps than you I will take this large plank of wood with a nail in it and... *breathes*
To add insult to injury: three hunters, two bows drop. Yes I know, it's not about the loot. On night's like tonight, it's not about the warm glow of a boss kill, that's for damn sure :(
I'm going to go listen to some music and breathe deeply some more... ^^